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You better believe I'm gonna fight for you till my fists can't keep swingin'...

Someone sent me a message the other day saying that I do a good job at “making people feel like they’re a part of something.” The message was a very positive one, but I’ve got to say… I’m not giving anybody the ILLUSION they’re a part of something… You ARE a part of something! For every person on Team Hulk, there are 5 people that want to be in their place. Fact. If you could hear the yelling, the screaming… See the joy on the faces of the dedicated Hulksters as they endure one of the most brutal workouts they’ve ever gone through… To get recognized by complete strangers as “The Hulk guy.” This is big, make no mistake people. You are not only a PART of something, you ARE that something. I just needed to let you know that!

So the shirt designs are in, should get word on when we get these bad boys soon enough!

Just a reminder Hulksters, I’m running my BOSU Stability course tonight at 6:30pm. All the cool kids are doing it!

Alright, keepin’ it short and sweet today. If you haven’t already, head to my Facebook for my addressing of the scale (Click here). If you take anything away from this challenge, I need that to be it. If only one thing… That’s it. Underlying; Nothing is in the way of you, but you.

– Hulk

PS the song of the day… Dedicated to every single one of y’all.

My favorite is actually cookies and cream...

Get it all in before Saturday...

So far the random introductions between new team Hulk members is going great!

“Hey Maggie, this is Tyerone! Look at him! Now Tyerone, look back! You’re best friends now!!”

I’m a firm believer in things are only awkward if you make it awkward. I just so happen to be really good at making things awkward…

So allergies? Haven’t had them really in a long time… until they slapped me with an orange-and-sand filled sock Saturday night and haven’t stopped since! Ever seen that scene (yay grammar!!) in “Full Metal Jacket” where… well, if you have you know what I’m talking about. Well, I’m Vincent D’onofrio (spelt his name right BEFORE I checked it… that’s spelling-winning at its finest) and my allergies are the platoon that are sick of me enjoying myself.

I wish I was as handsome as Jake Gyllenhaal (I forgot only ONE “l” before I checked… I dare you to do better!), that way I could live in a plastic bubble and not feel so guilty about it (don’t you judge me for how my mind works).

PS if any of you Hulksters fill out “Nickleback” on the questionairre under the portion “music that pumps you up the most” on the first day this Saturday… you’re off the team.

Today’s theme song… Anything BUT Nickleback.

– Hulk