I’m back baby birds ;)

A special message to everybody about to take part in this upcoming “Hulk vs. Hulk – Round VII”

– Hulk

And the seed of “Hulk vs. Hulk – Round VII” sprouted, emerging from the Earth with branches outstretched towards the sunlight…

Amanda Jane Martin’s Award Presentation – Overall Winner/ Best Mom

Kristina Lamb’s Award Presentation – Overall Inches Winner

Jessica LaVenter’s Award Presentation – MVP

Click Here for photo album #1 and Here for photo album #2 of the Hulk After Party!

The FINAL chant of Hulk – Round VI, Tye’s proposal video, Tye’s slideshow, The full length 20 minute slideshow, and a couple other juicy pieces of media will be posted. Stay tuned!

– Hulk

Jeff Martin, I figured I would like to let you know via here that I have found a spot on Hulk for you 🙂

Damn you Miami…

Hulk vs. Hulk!

So right off the bat, Hulk vs. Hulk is warming over well with a lot of individuals. I figure with no competitors in sight, I’ve got to make my OWN competition! The official announcement will be this weekend, but seeing as how I only have about 10 spots left out of 50, I’m putting the word out now! Start date is August 13th and the end date is October 22nd (With the midpoint falling on September 17th… the day right before Tough Mudder baby!!). If you’d like to reserve one of the few spots left, hit me up! (Click here)

First, I want to give some extremely heart-felt wishes to Amanda Martin on behalf of Team Hulk. Amanda, for those of you who don’t know, had a baby recently and he’s suffering from complications requiring multiple surgeries and intensive hospital care. That was the reason she wasn’t at Hulk last night nor will she be there this Saturday. She sends her best to the team and wants everybody to know she will be back Thursday! Well Amanda, on behalf of Team Hulk, we wish YOU the best, hope everything is going well with your son, and that if you need ANYTHING from any one of us, we’ve got you :).

Last night’s Zumba was amazing! I got Eric Van Diest to join in so right away it started off a success. Then, I let the rhythm get me so bad that Gloria Estefan’s tour bus flipped right side up (that reference is acceptable because she turned out fine). Jessica kept in my Britney jam and I was as happy as a Mavericks fan last night (Damn you Miami… Were you even THINKING about Tosh Tuesday?). Fellow Hulkster Chris Kelly joined in too! He even guest instructed once Jessica saw how much his hips influenced Shakira (not the other way around)! That last part may or may not be a lie… I’ll let you decide.

How many of you remember “ring ding dong” by Dr. Dre? You know, the “Friday” soundtrack and whatnot… Anyways, if you remember the song, do you remember the part at the end where he says “I know you’re bobbin’ your head…” Well, when that song first came out, I remember first hearing that and being AMAZED that Dr. Dre knew I was bobbing my head! It was like magic!

Then I realized I was an adolescent idiot.

Song of the day – I miss you Korn! Er… KoRn… Don’t want to offend anybody…

– Hulk

 

I love Bon Jovi, just sayin’

Get pumped or get dumped!!

 

Come on Miami! Close this business out!! LIke Daniel Tosh said, let’s get this thing done in 6 games so it doesn’t interfere with Tosh Tuesday!

So the live show of “The Voice” was off the chain. The “Lady Marmalade” performance was AWESOME. Next week though is the real testament to how awesome this show is… Next week we get to see Vicci, Nakia, Jorge, Jeff Jenkins, and the rest of Team Cee-Lo and Team Adam destroy the competition. I can’t WAIT to see what Nakia has in store! I gotta say though, I think Beverly is emerging as one of my favorites… If Team Cee-Lo could take on a 5th member, I would want her to be it. I never get wrapped up in these kind of shows until “The Voice”… Damn you NBC!

On a serious note, sickness is gone and the hunger is back. T-Minus 9 minutes until Hulk Hulks out. I have 10 spots left out of a possible 50 for “Hulk vs. Hulk – Round VII” so if you’ve got interest, better let me know now! I had 20 spots left until I made the announcement a couple hours ago… Get the picture?

If you have a friend or family member on Team Hulk, be sure to text your condolences to their upper body now, because RIP Chest, shoulders, Triceps, and Biceps!

Song of the day… Great cardio song 🙂

– Hulk

When they ask…

That's my team baby! Top 10 (11 due to the tie) out of 26!

I can’t start this out without a proper birthday shout out to the one, the only, the beautiful, the amazing, the… You get it… Tami Larsen! She turns 27 today (at least she looks like it) and for her birthday, I promised her the most excruciating leg workout of all time. The best part is SHE asked for it SPECIFICALLY for her birthday! Golly I love that woman to puzzle pieces (because you can put those back together). Maybe there is something more in store for her when she gets here… we’ll see… 😉

That’s my team baby! Now that the board is rearing its beautiful head, I expect some increased motivation (not that you needed it, RIGHT?). Remember, there will be prizes at the end of this bad boy (no Diddy) y’all! The final 6 and a half weeks should be pretty fun watching this board change back and forth! For now Eric, you’ve got the crosshairs!

I already said it, but the shirts are due to come in Saturday. I’m hoping that we have our first team workout in the team uniforms that very day ;). Then, we get to look forward to our first outdoor bootcamp the following Thursday! I was waiting until we got the team shirts before we marched to the park. I want everyone along Kiwanis Springs to know who we are coming down the street… Hulk army baby!

So last nights BOSU class was a blast… felt good to be back and working some people over in a class format after some fun in the sun over the weekend in San Diego. I have some awesome plans for our workout tomorrow… First upper body workout incorporating weights baby cakeries! Can’t wait to feed ya baby birds ;).

On a side note… Gnomeo and Juliette came out yesterday!!! Oh boy howdy I can’t wait to watch it AGAIN tonight! I dare ANYBODY to watch that movie and be in a bad mood… And if you’re boasting that you can do it, well my friend, that’s nothing to be proud of. How about you go thaw your heart out and be a better person ya negative nancy!

Also, I’d like to post the video of me addressing the team while I was in San Diego if Tyerone will send it to me. Hey Tye, like how instead of texting you or asking you tonight, I just ask you via my website? I think that’s how I’m going to communicate with you from now on. I think it’ll make things interesting. And by interesting I mean unnecessarily difficult… works for me!

Another side note… pretty underwhelmed by the voices on “The Voice” last night… Gimme more Vicki Martinez! I know she’s a lesbian… but she makes my heart melt. I know I’m straight, but Jorge and Nakia (spl?), well they make my heart melt too. Sing to me! I want to be a judge! HEAR THAT NBC?! Or CBS… I can’t remember…

I just know I NEVER want to be a trainer on the biggest loser. I enjoy having a soul too much for that.

– Hulk

PS song of the day, one of my favorite songs of all time. If you can’t rock out to this song, then you can chew on foil. 🙂

I’m Baaaaaaaack!

I'm back and ready to destroy some bodies!!

Oh boy howdy am I back and ready to destroy some people! After a momentary hiatus in St. Diago, I’m back to bring on the rapture (you know, to make up for the one that definitely didn’t happy on Saturday). After some fun in the sun and time with some great people, I’m filled with the sort of hunger for destruction that only a rabid Hyena in the middle of an Antelope hospital could be filled with! Seriously, if you’re coming to my BOSU class tonight, be ready to HURT!

Couple things… Board will be up this week! I know it’s been 3 weeks and we’ve got nothin’, but don’t worry because we will have 7 weeks of somethin’! I’m only one man, gotta gimme a break here people ;).

Shirts are here on Saturday. Get ready to Hulk out in some team uniforms!

Alright, time to go Hulk EAT, since my stomach is about ready to punch me in the face. I don’t want that to happen… Good thing Mountain Mikes is across the street!

Song of the day… is a fun one ;). Definitely a pump up jam, with some lightheartedness with it 😉

– Hulk

PS totally kidding about Mountain Mikes 😉